Are we in a gay sports bar?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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