I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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