i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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