I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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