Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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