i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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