belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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