Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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