i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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