Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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