Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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