I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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