too bad you live with your parents still
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
