Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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