I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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