Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize