That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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i can't believe i had my finger in that
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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