weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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