Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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