its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I faked an abortion last night.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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