I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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