k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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I need you to use more vowels.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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