On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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