Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
