awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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