i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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