how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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