At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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