Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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