I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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