we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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