Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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