The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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