living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
dude. I can hear the air.
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