If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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