1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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