maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize