My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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