how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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