do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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