Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This baby is an asshole
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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