I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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