ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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