Did you just see the Batmobile???
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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