I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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