He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize