Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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