Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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