it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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