I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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