I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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