STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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