Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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